I’ve got a headache, my body is weak and noodley, and I can’t stomach any solids. Today was made for gaming. So far I beat Sewer Shark and Willy Beamish on the Sega CD. I ate about a million fruits with yoshi in Super Mario World for the SNES and saved the world twice with TurboGrafix-16’s very own R-Type.
Currently, I’ve got a huge bowl seated happily before me, replete with cap’n crunch squares in all their rooftop-of-your-mouth-cutting goodness and the wife is whipping up a batch of Pillsbury Grands Cinnamon Buns
Jealous? You should be. As I sink my teeth into some cinnominy goodness I’m setting down to play some Kung Fu for the NES. Drop me a line if ya want folks. I’ll be in alllllll day